When I'm doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: 'Tell about the guy who died on your show!'

The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they'd word something or how they'd inflect it.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

Depression - it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven't been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it's truly different.

There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing - nothing at all or in any way - be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.

I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.