I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I live a sensible life. You know, I don't take on too much.

Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was a perfect script for she and I,' inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, 'Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?'

If you have a relative who's lost interest in everything and doesn't get out of bed, who doesn't care for things they used to, can't imagine anything that would give them any pleasure, don't fool around with it; get therapy, get help, get medication if that's right for you, or talk therapy, or something.

Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.

Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn't possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!

Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.