I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I'm not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

I feel like I've been watching Irwin Corey forever. I saw him in the 1950s, and I thought he was old then.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.

Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.