Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.

I know what it feels like to be a gun lover.

Its fun for me to go on other folks talk shows. When youve endured the ups and downs and tensions and pitfalls of hosting, being a guest is a piece of angel food.

I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.

In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.