A biggest mistake I made when I started doing a talk show was I thought you had to read the books.

If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship. And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there are so many people here who haven't murdered anyone. I think I'll go talk to them.' I'll also riot.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants.

I find most 'sacred music' pretty dismal.

I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.

Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.