Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.

If I were running a campaign, I'd urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely - on a talented young comedy writer.

Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.

I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.

I always wanted to live in a haunted house.

I live a sensible life. You know, I don't take on too much.

In relative youth, we assume we'll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.