Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?

The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.

My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.

It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.

All three of my parents - I also had a stepmother - were teachers, and my dad taught high school, and as he always reminded me when I was going to spend some money on something, 'Your mother and I, in the Depression, had to decide whether to spend a dime on a loaf of bread or if we could go to a movie with it.'