Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

Statistically, I'd say comedy writers are perhaps the sanest category of show people. And why not? They make big money, and although it's not an easy trade - particularly when you're at your galley oar five days a week - it's easier on the nerves and the psyche than living with the brain-squeezing pressure and cares of being the Star.

In relative youth, we assume we'll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.

Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.

I have a long list of things that make me mad.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.