Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests' books.
Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
Every time someone says, 'You know, we really ought to get together,' if I were really honest, I would ask 'Why?'
You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you're stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, 'Hey, you're great! What's your name again?'