Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.

America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.

I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country

I would have painted the White House black. I would have!

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

The free man is the man with no fears.