Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn't have what I wanted.

I don't know why America always thinks she has to run all around the world forcing people to take our way of governance at the barrel of a gun. When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.

No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.