My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

Audiences feel no hatred from me. Because I'm not bitter.

You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white.

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.