I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.
Dick GregoryLast time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
Dick GregoryThat's easy, to stand in a nightclub, where most of the people that come in, they came to see you.
Dick Gregory