When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

Some kind of way, we have to say enough is enough.

Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.

You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white.

I would have painted the White House black. I would have!

The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.