If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it.

Fear and God do not occupy the same space.

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.