If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it.

Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky.

The world is fed by greed.

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.