Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.

Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car.

...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew.

People keep telling me about the white race and the black race - and it really doesn't make sense. I played Miami, met a fellow two shades darker than me - and his name was Ginsberg! Took my place in two sit-in demonstrations - nobody knew the difference. The he tried for a third lunch counter and blew the whole bit ... asked for blintzes.

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.