I would never teach a child of mine to be kind to a cop who would shoot you in the back of the head. I would never have that conversation because children don't hear what you mean, they hear what you say.
Dick GregoryWhen you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!
Dick GregoryI consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.
Dick Gregory