Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet.

America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.

Race baiters and discriminators may go underground, but they never move out of town.

Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.