Black folks tell their kids they have to be twice as good as a white person? Well, if I tell a child of mine that, or that they have to be careful - that this is what a cop would do if you do this - they think something is wrong with them. I tell them death is better.

White folks are the luckiest people: Finally a black president and he's a behaved one. Went to the best schools, best colleges, never raises his voice. I ran for president in 1968. I tell (audiences) if I won, I would have dug up the Rose Garden and planted watermelon!

That's easy, to stand in a nightclub, where most of the people that come in, they came to see you.

Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.

If you can justify killing to eat meat, you can justify the conditions of the ghetto. I cannot justify either one.

Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old.

The only thing I like about St. Louis is it has the best zoo in America, in Forest Park. Washington University is next door to the zoo. Animals get out, they're going to eat white people before they get to the ghetto!