The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong.

The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.

When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'

If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that's good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born.

Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.