The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.

There's a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.

I would have painted the White House black. I would have!

The free man is the man with no fears.

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country