America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.

The only thing I like about St. Louis is it has the best zoo in America, in Forest Park. Washington University is next door to the zoo. Animals get out, they're going to eat white people before they get to the ghetto!

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.

So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

Black folks tell their kids they have to be twice as good as a white person? Well, if I tell a child of mine that, or that they have to be careful - that this is what a cop would do if you do this - they think something is wrong with them. I tell them death is better.