America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.

The only thing I like about St. Louis is it has the best zoo in America, in Forest Park. Washington University is next door to the zoo. Animals get out, they're going to eat white people before they get to the ghetto!

America is concerned more with the possibility of moon folks than the reality of hungry poor folks.

Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car.

Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.

I didn't realize, when I decided to be a comic, that a black person had never been allowed to stand flat-footed in America and talk to white folks. It never happened before.

America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet.