America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.

Civil Rights: What black folks are given in the U.S. on the installment plan, as in civil-rights bills. Not to be confused with human rights, which are the dignity, stature, humanity, respect, and freedom belonging to all people by right of their birth.

Audiences feel no hatred from me. Because I'm not bitter.

No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.