I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick GregoryBecause you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.
Dick GregoryThe NAACP is a wonderful organization . . . But do you realize if tomorrow morning we had complete integration, all them cats would be outta work?
Dick GregoryIf I had to write down the most important people in the history of this planet, No.1 would be (abolitionist) John Brown. Why? Because he's a white man who said he would die for the cause, because they could take him, but they weren't going to take his grandchildren. That brother was beautiful.
Dick Gregory