Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.

America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.

The only person on the planet saying derogatory things about his woman is the black man.

The United States is the most dishonest, ungodly, unspiritual nation that ever existed in the history of the planet.

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.