The NAACP is a wonderful organization . . . But do you realize if tomorrow morning we had complete integration, all them cats would be outta work?

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

That's easy, to stand in a nightclub, where most of the people that come in, they came to see you.

In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don't know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.

When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong.

The United States is the most dishonest, ungodly, unspiritual nation that ever existed in the history of the planet.