Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable.

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

If you can justify killing to eat meat, you can justify the conditions of the ghetto. I cannot justify either one.

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.