Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable.

If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance, because you don't have the spirit to judge someone from within, you're in trouble.

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.

What happens to Black Folks today, happens to White Folks tomorrow.

Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car.