When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country

The free man is the man with no fears.

Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

If you can justify killing to eat meat, you can justify the conditions of the ghetto. I cannot justify either one.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.