When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

Now here's what I'm saying: I've always believed that every other month we hear about compromisation of bank records, I think that's the CIA and the FBI. Now let me tell you why I'm saying this. I don't believe no insignificant pip-squeak is going to be able to pull this off month after month and we can't find out what's going on.

If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it.

The only thing I like about St. Louis is it has the best zoo in America, in Forest Park. Washington University is next door to the zoo. Animals get out, they're going to eat white people before they get to the ghetto!

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.