The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.

The only person on the planet saying derogatory things about his woman is the black man.

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.

What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten out his nappy hair?

When I went south in the 1960s, I knew I could die. If I went down there and did what I did up in Chicago and made all of those hatin' white folks laugh, then I would have been defeated.

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.