The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.

If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that's good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born.

America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.

Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.

Revolution ain't nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature. So when old folks tell me that they don't understand hip hop and the music is too loud, well I guess it means you're not supposed to be in there.