Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
Dick GregoryLove is man's natural endowment, but he doesn't know how to use it. He refuses to recognize the power of love because of his love of power.
Dick GregoryBecause you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.
Dick Gregory