Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.

What happens to Black Folks today, happens to White Folks tomorrow.

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.