Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is most folk really don’t have choices.

[A politician is] a person skilled in the art of compromise. Usually an elected official who has compromised to get nominated, compromised to get elected, and compromised repeatedly to stay in office.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

Wouldn't it be a helluva joke if all this were really burnt cork and you people were being tolerant for nuthin'?

Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable.

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.