When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them.

If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that's good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born.

The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.

Martin Luther King taught us all nonviolence. I was told to extend nonviolence to the mother and her calf.

Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to let them touch your eyeball without blinking, you would never collect the money. At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.