My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that's never been explained.

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.

Fear and God do not occupy the same space.

Black folks tell their kids they have to be twice as good as a white person? Well, if I tell a child of mine that, or that they have to be careful - that this is what a cop would do if you do this - they think something is wrong with them. I tell them death is better.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

Love is man's natural endowment, but he doesn't know how to use it. He refuses to recognize the power of love because of his love of power.