Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.

Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old.

White folks are the luckiest people: Finally a black president and he's a behaved one. Went to the best schools, best colleges, never raises his voice. I ran for president in 1968. I tell (audiences) if I won, I would have dug up the Rose Garden and planted watermelon!

When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening - there wasn't no 24-hour news.

The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.

When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'

America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.