Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.

The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.

There's a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.

The United States is the most dishonest, ungodly, unspiritual nation that ever existed in the history of the planet.