I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn't have what I wanted.

The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

The United States is the most dishonest, ungodly, unspiritual nation that ever existed in the history of the planet.

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.