It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

You'll pay the highest price on back roads and in back seats and in a cheap highway motel. But what's a few more strangers in a life of nothing else.

Here you come again, looking better than a body has a right to.

The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.

When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman.

I don't judge. I'm not God. We're supposed to be less judgmental and accept and be kind and love one another.

I love thinking, I love coming up with great ideas. I just get excited. Sometimes if I get a big idea, I'm just like a kid, like I've found a new toy.