It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

There's a scripture that says, 'A merry heart doeth good like medicine.' I think that's true, too.

When people say to me less is more I reply, 'More is more'.

People get a kick out of my stupidity.

Goodbye- please don't cry/we both know that I'm not what you need. But I will always love you.

Even now, if I am thinking about spending a lot of money on clothing or furniture, I think 'I can't spend so much money on one thing; my poor old Daddy could have raised his family five years on that!'

I love the energy of children. It makes me feel young. I'm just drawn to them. They're like magic to me. And they're drawn to me, the childlike part of me that never did grow up.