Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.