Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.