The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Very few people look the part and are it too.