Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.