Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Some people have nothing but experience.
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.