Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.