A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.