Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.