A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.
Babies are a great way to start people.
If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.
The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.