Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.