Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.