Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
Be kind to dumb people.
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.