Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.