Some people have nothing but experience.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.