Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.