Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Babies are a great way to start people.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be less hygienic. I would go more places. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less spinach. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary troubles.