It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.