Be kind to dumb people.

If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be less hygienic. I would go more places. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less spinach. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary troubles.

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.