An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Be kind to dumb people.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.