About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.