I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
Babies are a great way to start people.
The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.