Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.