An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

Some people have nothing but experience.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.