An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.