Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.
Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.