There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
Babies are a great way to start people.