Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.