Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.