Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.