The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.