A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.