Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.