Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
Some people have nothing but experience.
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people