Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.