Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.