Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.

fire is beautiful and we know that if we get too close it will kill us but what does that matter it is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with beauty than to live a long time and be bored all the while

If the world were not so full of people, and most of them did not have to work so hard, there would be more time for them to get out and lie on the grass, and there would be more grass for them to lie on.