Old godheads sink in space and drown Their arks like foundered galleons sucked down.

The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram.

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

I once heard the survivors of a colony of ants that had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot seriously debating the intention of the gods towards their civilization.

Just as soon as the uplifters get a country reformed it slips into a nose dive.

Life's too damn funny for me to explain.