Most of the people living in New York have come here from the far to try to make enough money to go back to the farm

It wont be long now it wont be long man is making deserts of the earth it wont be long now before man will have used it up so that nothing but ants and centipedes and scorpions can find a living on it.

Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue

Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.

There is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble.

There was once a Hindu sage, who sat down on the banks of the Ganges and thought for seventy years about the millennium. Just as he arrived at the solution and was putting it into verse, a mosquito stung him and he forgot it again at once.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.