If the world were not so full of people, and most of them did not have to work so hard, there would be more time for them to get out and lie on the grass, and there would be more grass for them to lie on.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella
Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat
Vibrations are the key to everything. Atoms used to be, but atoms have quite gone out.
There was once a Hindu sage, who sat down on the banks of the Ganges and thought for seventy years about the millennium. Just as he arrived at the solution and was putting it into verse, a mosquito stung him and he forgot it again at once.