Many a man spanks his children for things his own father should have spanked out of him.

The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.

the high cost of living isnt so bad if you dont have to pay for it

I get up in the morning with an idea for a three-volume novel and by nightfall it's a paragraph in my column.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

My heart hath followed all my days Something I cannot name.