Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella

i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell yesterday sceptres and crowns fried oysters and velvet gowns and today i herd with bums but wotthehell wotthehell i wake the world from sleep as i caper and sing and leap when i sing my wild free tune wotthehell wotthehell under the blear eyed moon i am pelted with cast off shoon but wotthehell wotthehell

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

Too many creatures both insects and humans estimate their own value by the amount of minor irritation they are able to cause to greater personalities than themselves.

In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.

It would be a colorless world if each individual did not secretly believe himself superior to almost everyone else.

I love you as New Englanders love pie!