If the world were not so full of people, and most of them did not have to work so hard, there would be more time for them to get out and lie on the grass, and there would be more grass for them to lie on.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.