If the world were not so full of people, and most of them did not have to work so hard, there would be more time for them to get out and lie on the grass, and there would be more grass for them to lie on.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.

I get up in the morning with an idea for a three-volume novel and by nightfall it's a paragraph in my column.

Just as soon as the uplifters get a country reformed it slips into a nose dive.

Too many creatures both insects and humans estimate their own value by the amount of minor irritation they are able to cause to greater personalities than themselves.