Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

Many a man spanks his children for things his own father should have spanked out of him.

Insects have their own point of view about civilization a man thinks he amounts to a great deal but to a flea or a mosquito a human being is merely something good to eat.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.